I assure you that within 20 years, this will be the story your child will share with his or her classmates, the classmates' parents, and the teacher at the end of year author's tea, "Share a Family Story." (I heard one about my husband being kidnapped by Romanians (true) and then arrested by Bulgarian border guards (not true) and relying upon the US Ambassador to save him (SO not true)). Except when you hear it, it will involve many fire trucks and yelling and perhaps the collapse of the whole building. Within 5 years, you'll be trotting it out at cocktail parties in grad school and then at social events with other friends in the neighborhood you settle in for Real Adult Life. Cuz it is one for the record books. It is AWFUL now. AWFUL and I am so sorry. (and very glad that geography final wasn't cumulative). You are done, you have had a fabulous year and it's time to get the hell out of Dodge.