Supernarnia: so wrong I don't want to be right

aka: the crazy (awesome) of LaRM 'n' Meto late night/early morning conversations.

We were talking about something else before. I don't really remember. My NFE. Our love for Misha. And then came this(I had it more nicely formatted but LJ failed me. Sorry):

( excess OMGs cut for your sanity )

me: Narnia was created on a Thursday

LARM: OMG really? EVEN IF NOT OMG THAT IS AWESOME

me: no

i made that up

but we could say it was and then clearly Castiel is a part of Narnia

LARM: "What woman is this?" said Jadis. "Down on your knees, minion, before I blast you."

me: MINION

I LOVE YOU

LARM: this should not make me ROTFL, but.

me: MISHA = JADIS?

LARM.: "My doom has come upon me," said the Witch in a voice of horrible calmness.

OH CAS.

let's just imbibe copious amounts of alcohol!

me: now i'm going to be cooing over Jadis because SHE'S CASTIEL WHAT IS THIS?

JADIS = VESSEL?

LARM: Poor Castiel. the least of his brothers and he drew the short stick

me: Castiel approaches the walled garden on new wings, torn down and re-sung by the Lion-Father.

LARM: we could make Aslan a pagan god, I suppose. But this feels a lot like blasphemy

Stop," said the Witch, just as he reached the door. "Do not dream of treachery. My eyes can see through walls and into the minds of men."

"And who, pray, are you going to entertain, Andrew?" asked Aunt Letty.

 

"A - a most distinguished visitor has just arrived."

LOLOLZ if it is Cas, it's just like Sodom

me: "Just get the apple," Anael told him breathlessly.

"It is forbidden," Castiel frowns at her sister, feeling the power in her new cold beauty.

"Not to you. Not now. Nothing is forbidden to you as you are. Creation is yours, Castiel."

And she folds her wings, and climbs over the wall on these white legs, stretches out a human - yet, not the human creation of her Father - hand, and takes the fruit.

LARM: ANNA

and best of all it works like Eden too

me: right? i hate myself for making anna the temptress, but

LARM: RED HAIR. the jewish haircolor of hotness

and temptation

"You are no magician. The mark of it is not on you. You must be only the servant of a magician. It is on another's Magic that you have travelled here."

 

^line that Cas so would say to Dean

me: Castiel enjoys her new vessel, the strength, the centuries of knowledge. Jadis of Charn is very nearly as old as Castiel is, and the sense of real companionship from a vessel is a new experience.

AND THEN LIKE, CAS STARTS LETTING JADIS OUT, A BIT, BECAUSE JADIS KNOWS COOL STUFF. LIKE THE DEPLORABLE WORD. 'HAVE YOU MET MY BROTHER URIEL,' CAS ASKS UPON EXAMINING THIS MEMORY OF JADIS'. 'BECAUSE I BELIEVE THE TWO OF YOU WOULD GET ALONG VERY WELL.'

'HE'S THE FUNNIEST ANGEL IN THE GARRISON.'

'I DO LIKE A GOOD JOKE,' JADIS AGREES AS SHE CASUALLY TURNS THE FIRST JACKDAW (IT WAS A JACKDAW, RIGHT, THAT MADE THE FIRST JOKE?) INTO STONE.

'TELL ME, CASTIEL, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT WINTER?'

LARM: OMGOMGOMG

JIMMY LEFT HOME IN WINTER

also, omg I did not realize that Lazarus rising happened in Pontiac

me: OH MAN, OF COURSE IT MUST

LARM: like serious appreciation of the detail there

but yep, Sam's motel room was Pontiac

me: good job, Show

LARM: "It was my sister's fault," said the Queen. "She drove me to it. May the curse of all the Powers rest upon her forever! At any moment I was ready to make peace - yes and to spare her life too, if only she would yield me the throne. But she would not. Her pride has destroyed the whole world.

 

SHUT UP THIS IS SO LUCIFER

me: YES OMGEEEEEE

JADIS AND HER SISTER WERE TOTALLY THE SAM AND DEAN OF CHARN

THEY HUNTED DOWN EVIL NOBLES AND LIKE, I DON'T KNOW. MOON-WOLVES, TOGETHER. IT WAS AWESOME AND THEY WERE GOING TO RULE THE FREAKING WORLD TOGETHER

BUT THEN THESE ANGELS SHOWED UP AND WERE LIKE BITCHES, GIVE US YOUR BODIES AND YOUR MAGICAL SISTER-POWERS SO WE CAN FIGHT OVER YOUR WORLD.

AND JADIS'S SISTER SAID YES TO MICHAEL

LARM: "I had forgotten that you are only a common boy. How should you understand reasons of State? You must learn, child, that what would be wrong for you or for any of the common people is not wrong in a great Queen such as I. The weight of the world is on our shoulders. We must be freed from all rules. Ours is a high and lonely destiny."

 

^Zach, totally Zach

me: BUT JADIS HELD OUT BECAUSE SHE DIDN'T TRUST LUCIFER'S HONESTY

BUT THEN, THERE WAS MICHAEL MARCHING ON HER CASTLE, AND NO FREAKING WAY WAS SHE GOING TO YIELD HER KINGDOM TO THIS DOUCHEBAG ANGEL-THING.

SO SHE GOT LUCIFER TO TEACH HER THE DEPLORABLE WORD AND BAM.

and YES. Jadis is like, every angel

LARM: well well! Somebody is certainly very sympathetic to Jadis all of a sudden! It's the Cas love

me: it is :D

LARM.: you were a goner the moment we characterized her
 

me: so who is the LOTGK?

LARM: The whore!

me: Gabe?

LOLOLOLOLOL

that's actually kind of perfect

LARM: Or Anna, perhaps

me: RUBY

MAKING YOU TRUST HER AND LOVE HER AND THEN SHE WILL TRY TO BITE YOU

LARM: sneaking her way in to the Narnia house, so she can kill Rillian!Sam

but OMG I LIKE HER AS RUBY BETTER

me: NO NO NO RILIAN IS CAS IN HEAVEN'S BIBLE CAMP

LARM: CORRUPTION IS THE WAAAAY TO GO

 

LARM: Okay, so we do it in layers

Tash and Aslan = Death and God

Charn can be heaven, and Jadis and her sister are Michael and Lucifer?

me: this works

LARM: and then Narnian Kings for Dean and Sam. cough cough Peter and Edmund

it's layers like Inception

but.... where the hell do we stick Cas again?

me: Cas is Jadis at the beginning of Narnia

he's not exactly a *nice* Cas

he's there to promote the balance of good and evil

he has minions, okay? it feels nice to have the top spot in the garrison for once

I'VE GOT A WAND, HAHAHAHAHAAA, he tells his siblings.

Also, Uncle Andrew is Chuck :D



And then the conversation trailed off into Genesis AU books. Library run tomorrow!