Ugh. Argh. Ack.
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metonomiaBeen reading Merlinarnia (the term is, I believe, lassiter's, to give credit where credit is due) commentfic all evening. Must get this out before I can get back to possibly fabricated sermons.
Clearly, Nimueh (and that added 'h' that BBC Merlin uses always throws me off) and Jadis need to meet up at some point to discuss plots for taking over their respective worlds. Possibly Morgana also needs to be present.
I think it would start off with a pleasant discussion of the weather.
"I rather like the rain," Jadis mentioned offhandedly. "I missed it after I banished it from Charn."
"Yes, rain is nice," Nimueh agreed. "Except when upstart young sorcerers use it to fry you with a magical lighting bolt of magic."
"That would be a problem, yes. Snow is clearly the superior form of precipitation."
"I don't think I'm quite dressed for snow." Nimueh glanced down at her suggestively torn dress. "And it would be such a bother to have to change. Or to brush my hair."
And Morgana's sitting there praying that Morgaine never leaves her with these two again, because really, discussing weather when they could be out plotting against Uther?
Meanwhile, Lucy and Gwen are out picking flowers together, and then Caspian and Lancelot come riding up being all manly and heroic and flirtatious.
"Mine's a king," Lucy told Gwen smugly. "And I helped win him his throne."
"Well, Lancelot saved me from an ROUS," Gwen said.
"A Rodent of Unusual Size?" Caspian cut in. "I don't believe they exist."
And then Bacchus shows up, because Uther really needs a good party to help him chillax. Also, Camelot and Narnia are both hotbeds of magical sex, which Bacchus likes a lot.
"You have silly ears," the wine-god said to Merlin, offering him an over-full cup of dark wine.
"That's not very nice," Merlin pouted.
"No, I like them!" Bacchus protested. "And so do fangirls everywhere! You're all adorable and angsty and magical and thus the perfect person to get blazingly drunk and see what you do."
And then Merlin does get rather drunk, and while everyone else is partying on around him, his eyes go a little crazy and he starts turning everything he looks at into pure gold.
The end.
Clearly, Nimueh (and that added 'h' that BBC Merlin uses always throws me off) and Jadis need to meet up at some point to discuss plots for taking over their respective worlds. Possibly Morgana also needs to be present.
I think it would start off with a pleasant discussion of the weather.
"I rather like the rain," Jadis mentioned offhandedly. "I missed it after I banished it from Charn."
"Yes, rain is nice," Nimueh agreed. "Except when upstart young sorcerers use it to fry you with a magical lighting bolt of magic."
"That would be a problem, yes. Snow is clearly the superior form of precipitation."
"I don't think I'm quite dressed for snow." Nimueh glanced down at her suggestively torn dress. "And it would be such a bother to have to change. Or to brush my hair."
And Morgana's sitting there praying that Morgaine never leaves her with these two again, because really, discussing weather when they could be out plotting against Uther?
Meanwhile, Lucy and Gwen are out picking flowers together, and then Caspian and Lancelot come riding up being all manly and heroic and flirtatious.
"Mine's a king," Lucy told Gwen smugly. "And I helped win him his throne."
"Well, Lancelot saved me from an ROUS," Gwen said.
"A Rodent of Unusual Size?" Caspian cut in. "I don't believe they exist."
And then Bacchus shows up, because Uther really needs a good party to help him chillax. Also, Camelot and Narnia are both hotbeds of magical sex, which Bacchus likes a lot.
"You have silly ears," the wine-god said to Merlin, offering him an over-full cup of dark wine.
"That's not very nice," Merlin pouted.
"No, I like them!" Bacchus protested. "And so do fangirls everywhere! You're all adorable and angsty and magical and thus the perfect person to get blazingly drunk and see what you do."
And then Merlin does get rather drunk, and while everyone else is partying on around him, his eyes go a little crazy and he starts turning everything he looks at into pure gold.
The end.
